How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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