Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
We were destined to go to rehab together
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Randomize
