Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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