don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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