i barfeds in our rink
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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