i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
We're too hungover to prance.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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