one two three fourrrrnication!
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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