Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Randomize
