my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
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you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
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He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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