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bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away

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isn't bella the cat???

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that she is

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(216): bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away (440): isn't bella the cat??? (216): that she is http://tfl.nu/l83t

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?

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(508): member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games? http://tfl.nu/dghf

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The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.

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(918): The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting. http://tfl.nu/0qq1

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Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars

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(516): Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars http://tfl.nu/6xt5

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Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.

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(407): Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously. http://tfl.nu/nqmc

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He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?

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(815): He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for? http://tfl.nu/k6v7

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(703): View more from Virginia

he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh

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be sure to add "office slut" to your resume

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(703): he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh (1-703): be sure to add "office slut" to your resume http://tfl.nu/3kje

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(303): View more from Colorado

Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic

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(303): Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic http://tfl.nu/n8k4

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You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.

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(289): You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person. http://tfl.nu/dofi

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hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye

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AMAZING.

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(917): hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye (908): AMAZING. http://tfl.nu/tp4d

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She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.

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(920): She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable. http://tfl.nu/tpm2

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I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.

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(508): I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver. http://tfl.nu/smcq

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My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.

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(631): My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did. http://tfl.nu/km7t

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Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.

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(613): Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again. http://tfl.nu/4a7s

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Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.

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(860): Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night. http://tfl.nu/jb56

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