angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
