So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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