WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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