nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
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