Princesses don't give blow jobs
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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