I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
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I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
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the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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