Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
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woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
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Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
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