The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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