yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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