We're like a lot better than the average bears
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
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He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
should my penis look like a turkey
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
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I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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