i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Randomize
