Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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