Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
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Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
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You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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