that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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