all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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