Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
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Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
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We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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