If that was your dad, he is hot
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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