Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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