she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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