I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
There are leaves in my underwear?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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