Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
found the other keg... it's in the tree
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
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No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
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I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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