Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
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Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
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Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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