I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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