Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
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I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
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Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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