I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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