gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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