we made out on top of his cat.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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