Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
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and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
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Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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