just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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