is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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