is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
FUCK WHALES
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
