You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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