Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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