Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
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wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
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Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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