i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
The police scanner is talking about you again....
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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