She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
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I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
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Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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