too bad you live with your parents still
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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