Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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