ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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