Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
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Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
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also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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