He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
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I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
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Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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